The Dropped Pass Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Ref: "Number Bernard, that's a flag." Bernard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
91%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.