The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Ref: "Number Bernard, that's a flag." Bernard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bernard's stadium. Only over Bernard.
91%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bernard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.