The Late Scratch Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bernard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bernard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.