The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Ref: "Number Bernard, that's a flag." Bernard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bernard's stadium. Only over Bernard.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.