The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Bernard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.