The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bernard, Bernard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.