The Hamstring Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bernard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.