The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Ref: "Number Bernard, that's a flag." Bernard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bernard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.