The Shadow Coverage Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Bernard, that's a flag." Bernard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.