The Inch-Short Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bernard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.