The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- The QB looks at Bernard exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bernard gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bernard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.