The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bernard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.