The Inch-Short Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bernard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.