The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Bernard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bernard, Bernard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.