The Late Scratch Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
86%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Bernard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.