The Mystery Tweak Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Ref: "Number Bernard, that's a flag." Bernard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bernard tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bernard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.