The Dropped Pass Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bernard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bernard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.