The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Rookie Bernard gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bernard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bernard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.