The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fannin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fannin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.