The Chip-and-Release Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fannin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fannin Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.