The Invisible Route Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.
- Fannin Jr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
85%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fannin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.