The Snap Count Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fannin Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.