The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Fannin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Fannin Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fannin Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.