The Snap Count Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fannin Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fannin Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.