The Chip-and-Release Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Fannin Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fannin Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.