The Snap Count Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Fannin Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.
- Fannin Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fannin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.