The Hamstring Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Fannin Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fannin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.