The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.
- Fannin Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fannin Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.