The Blocking Assignment Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Fannin Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fannin Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fannin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.