The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harold Fannin Jr.
Harold Fannin Jr. · CLE · TE
“Fannin Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Bowling Green's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fannin Jr.'s week
- Fannin Jr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fannin Jr.'s stadium. Only over Fannin Jr..
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fannin Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harold Fannin Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harold Fannin Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harold Fannin Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.