The Upright Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Ref: "Number Butker, that's a flag." Butker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.