The Upright Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Butker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.