The Blocking Assignment Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“Henry is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Henry finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henry, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.