The Late Scratch Hex of Hunter Henry
Hunter Henry · NE · TE
“Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Henry will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Henry drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Hunter Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Hunter Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Hunter Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.