The Phantom Flag Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- The broadcast shows TeSlaa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.