The Snap Count Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- TeSlaa will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.