The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
74%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.