The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.