The Snap Count Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over TeSlaa's stadium. Only over TeSlaa.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
TeSlaa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.