The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- TeSlaa is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
73%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
TeSlaa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.