The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- The broadcast shows TeSlaa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- TeSlaa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.