The Phantom Holding Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over TeSlaa's stadium. Only over TeSlaa.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- TeSlaa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.