The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- TeSlaa's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment TeSlaa was due a breakout.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.