The Hamstring Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- TeSlaa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.