The Phantom Holding Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“Ref: "Number TeSlaa, that's a flag." TeSlaa: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- TeSlaa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.