The Dropped Pass Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.