The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“The QB looks at TeSlaa exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- A mysterious flag erases TeSlaa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- TeSlaa will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.