The Snap Count Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The QB looks at TeSlaa exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
92%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take TeSlaa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.