The Late Scratch Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.