The Dropped Pass Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- TeSlaa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.